Saturday, December 4, 2010

In the Mood


Glenn Miller popularised the song in 1939, and as much as I'd like to think this Kensington Thai restaurant is paying homage to the king of swing in the naming of its restaurant, I am sure they have never heard of him. So I've eaten here twice, both times ordering the salt and pepper squid (as one does), both times to share. I think there was more on the plate the first time between three of us than there was the second time between two. "Yes" I hear you shout through the computer screen "that makes absolute sense!!!". Wrong. If you pay the same price both times, you should get the same amount of squid. 

I am an eternal egalitarian. So there were four of us at dinner, and we ordered two serves of squid, at $10.90 each). That's a plate to share with three pieces each. I'm not saying I am not okay with that, I'm just saying...well...you know maybe it would have been better if there was less porcelain showing on the plate! You've seen the picture...judge for yourselves! The squid here is tender, but crunch-for-crunch factor Monza beats it hands down. Flavour wise, Cheung Sing is a shoe-in. There are other interesting dishes on the menu, and the lounges are funky. Plus you can pop into the Donny next door for a pre-or-post dinner drink. Salvation.

RATING OUT OF 10:  PRICE: 7/10 SERVING SIZE: 5/10
CRUNCH FACTOR: 5/10 SPICE: 5/10

Sunday, November 28, 2010

The $8.00 Special

Let's be upfront. Mano para Mano. I don't know what's more embarrassing about this blog. The fact that this dish only cost eight bucks, or that it was purchased from "Bistro Rouge" at the Malabar RSL, located in Victoria Street Malabar. I have eaten the salt and pepper squid here, although this latest photo is courtesy of Bopper. They have a bistro which is cheap as chips, and a Sunday night raffle complete with an absolutely woeful "Talent Quest" (an embarrassment to the definition of talent, - and if you have entered into the talent quest before and happen to read this blog please read the disclaimer* below). So back to the Squid. The serving size is huge for the price, and the dish is good! The Calamari is garnished with my favourite additions of chilli, fried crispy shallots as well as chopped spring onion, and really you could do a whole lot worse for eight dollars now couldn't you? Well perhaps you could...eating the Squid here is one thing being subjected to the mediocre talent onstage is another...

RATING OUT OF 10:  PRICE: 10/10 SERVING SIZE: 10/10
CRUNCH FACTOR: 6/10 SPICE: 6/10

* The opinion of the writer is subjective and not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual with a bad voice, hair, outfit or dance moves.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Sol Y Pimiento Calamares Para Siempre

 Monza Thai 212 Maroubra Road, MAROUBRA
 Tel: (02) 9344 9992

Deep Fried Crispy Salted and Peppered Calamari $14.50/L

BBQ Octopus with a spicy and sour sauce $14.50/L
In case you were wondering about this post title, it's a take on the song "Amigos Para Siempre" by Jose Carreras and Sarah Brightman. On a recent trip to Monza Thai with The Spaniard and La Familia, along with discussion about life-long friends and other follies, the Squid Club and my obsession with taking a photo of the dish before anyone got their fat little fingers near it was the source of much amusement. I have never eaten in at Monza Thai before having ordered take-away a number of times. I have gone as far as to order the salt and pepper calamari take-away, which I know can be an ill-fated move. Plastic take-away containers are not the fried food friend. I was disappointed then, but willing to give the in-house Monza visit a chance to redeem itself. Well the crunch was there, but the salt and pepper were on holidays in some other exotic location. I missed them. The condiments, sweet chilli sauce, and a sweet chilli mayonnaise were lost on me. Once you have had your crispy calamari dressed to impress in deep fried shallots, chilli, ginger and garlic it's kind of like going from driving a Lamborghini to a Ford Falcon. The BBQ Octopus was however a different story. They have a grill at Monza, so you get this wonderfully spiced and aromatic baby octopus that has barbequed, smoked flavours. It was definitely the pick of the two, and the dish I would come back and order. They also do a great beef massaman curry and a special of crispy basil chicken which got nods of approval from my dinner companions, and bada bing bada boom they don't charge corkage.

RATING OUT OF 10:  PRICE: 7/10 SERVING SIZE: 7/10
CRUNCH FACTOR: 8/10 SPICE: 5/10

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

"I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'”

Thanks to the oft-quoted idioms heralded by Jessica Simpson, sometimes a blog just has to digress. On a recent night out at Blue Eyed Dragon, located at 37 Harris Street Pyrmont, I scoured the menu high and low for a salt and pepper squid dish. This is a Taiwanese restaurant and it's what Asians do best right? Well the nearest I could find was a Taiwanese rendition of salt and pepper chicken, a scrumptiously moreish dish of floured deep fried chicken pieces and an even more agreeable side of chinese five spice mix to sprinkle over the dish like fairy dust at will.

A garnish of crispy basil leaves set the tone for a rather indulgent and what should have been private moment, but rather as part of a series of banquet dishes I was relegated to sharing.

The restaurant does a 10 course entree banquet menu for $50.00 and includes a choice of other dishes such as salt and pepper prawns, and also salt and pepper crab - holy crustacean! We had the salt and pepper crab, which had just the right amount of exterior crunch to the soft crab-give centre.

The restaurant is licensed, but BYO wine is allowed with corkage charged at $5pp, which for a city restaurant on a busy Saturday night service, is pretty good value.

RATING OUT OF 10:  PRICE: 7/10 SERVING SIZE: 6/10
CRUNCH FACTOR: 7/10 SPICE: 10/10

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Cheung Sing BBQ House Maroubra

695 Anzac Parade Maroubra NSW 2035

I have previously raved about this restaurant on eatability click here to read full review and it is fast becoming somewhat of a local institution in Maroubra. Frequently full, there is a sense of slapdash to both the art of ordering and service in this place. You take a seat. You order in a no-nonsense fashion. You wait. Sometimes 5 minutes, sometimes 10 minutes for your order. You eat. You pay cash. You leave. It's no frills dining at best, and that is the first thing I love about it. The second thing I love and the brainchild of this blog is the salt and pepper squid. It is a huge serving and well priced at $12.00. The squid is not battered, but lightly coated in a salty peppery flour mix. They also use a mix of baby octopus and calamari. The dish is garnished with chopped chilli, garlic, ginger and crispy fried shallots, so not only do you get the crispy light crunch as you bite into the calamari but your senses get whacked with the heady aromas and heat of the garlic, ginger and chilli.

RATING OUT OF 10:  PRICE: 10/10 SERVING SIZE: 9/10
CRUNCH FACTOR: 8/10 SPICE: 8/10

Monday, November 8, 2010

Spice and All Things Nice

One of my all time favourite places to visit is Herbies Spices in Rozelle, Sydney. They do a fabulous salt and pepper squid mix if you can't be bothered to make one up yourself, or are unsure of the right balance of salt to peppery spice. I bought The Grifter a packet and she made up a batch of fried salt and pepper squid with great success.

The ingredients include sea salt, sarawak black pepper, szechuan pepper and chilli. Be sure to follow the directions on the packet though as the spice mix is aromatic and pungent. Only 2 teaspoons per 500 grams of seafood.


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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Jimbaran Bay...Baby

Okay hands up who has been to Bali? Yep...Ok. Hands up who's been to the home of seafood in Bali, Jimbaran Bay? Yep...Ok. Truth be told, I haven't been to Jimbaran Bay even though I have been to Bali. I stole this photo from my sister Bopper who visited there earlier in the year.When I was in Bali I had a severe bout of Bali belly courtesy of some local seafood at an eatery in Legian, Kuta. The last day in Bali was reserved for Jimbaran Bay before the International flight home. You can guess why I would not be adding insult to injury. In any case, even though Bopper can't remember anything about this restaurant or much of the night (too many bintangs) apparently the squid was tasty, and look I was getting desperate to include my first squid shot okay so cut me some slack.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Get Him To The Greek

Paros Greece - tavernas line dry locally caught Octopus


Samos Greece - in the name of tenderising it is common for local fishermen to beat the bejesus out of poor unsuspecting Octopii

I don't profess to be a puritan about this blog. Yes, it is supposed to be about Salt and Pepper Squid, but who am I to discriminate against other delectable variations of the animalia kingdom. In the ocean world Octopoda and Teuthida are like first cousins, so it's really no big deal to include photos and recipes from both. I must admit I have always had a fascination with Octopus, travels through Greece where locally caught seafood, "the catch of the day", is frequently the jewel in the crown of taverna menus from island to island. I was introduced to cleaning and eating Octopus from a young age, my Mum (The Grifter) would give me the job of cleaning baby Octopus where the key was to extract the "beak", and of course clean the heads. I realise now, many years later, the cunning methodology she employed as it was the worst prep job in the kitchen, but I was no less intrigued and beguiled by how those ugly slippery little suckers could turn into such tasty seafood treats. Nowadays, it's odd to find Octopus for sale in a fishmongers which hasn't allready been cleaned and is ready for cooking, and trust me, that is a good thing.

Now there are two basic theories to cooking Octopus in order to obtain the best results; either long and slow such as a braise, or grilled or seared quickly over high heat such as a BBQ. I have included my absolute favourite recipes for each, the first is from my brother's childhood mate The Spaniard, who happens to be Spanish, and the second is from The Grifter who isn't.

BABY BBQ OCTOPUS
1kg cleaned baby Octopus
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
2 tsp of dried Greek oregano
1 tbsp finely chopped parsley
2 crushed cloves of garlic
Juice of one lemon (zest is optional) 
A good glug of extra virgin olive oil (around 1/4 cup)
2 tsp salt and a few good grinds of pepper
Pinch of chilli flakes or 1 de-seeded and finely chopped red chilli

Mix marinade ingredients first and season to taste before inviting the Octopus in for a swim. If the balance is right, then add the Octopus and marinade for at least 2 hours or preferably overnight. Fire up your barbeque or grill and when hot, and the Octopus cooking for 2-5 minutes turning occasionally. If the BBQ is hot enough the Octopus tentacles will sizzle and curl up almost straight away. Be sure to get a good char going as there is nothing better than BBQ Octopus that also has a smoky BBQ flavour. Serve with wedges of lemon.

PICKLED OCTOPUS
1 cleaned whole Octopus, at least 1kg
1 garlic clove crushed
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
1/2 cup white vinegar
Couple of sprigs of dried Greek oregano
Salt and pepper to taste

The Greek name for this recipe is Oktapodi Toursi, which I don't think translates into "Tourist Octopus" but I must say I think it is a really common way for Greeks and tourists alike to eat it. Firstly as it is effectively pickled in a brine it keeps very well in sterilised jars. In fact The Grifter has been known to make jars of the stuff for Christmas gifts, particularly for my Aunty who loves it so much. Of course, Octopus is now a staple on many restaurant and home menus and so it is not as cheap to buy per kilo anymore, coupled with the fact is there some kind of sub-sea Octopus steroid pusher lurking around Octopus dens because it seems neither is it possible to buy a small-ish Octopus with most ranging upwards of 1kg. But I digress...back to the recipe.

1. Buy the Octopus cleaned. You know it makes sense.
2. Place Octopus in the largest pan you have that has a lid. You do not need to add anything else. Yes that's right watch Octopussy magic take place right before your very eyes, simmering the Octopus in its own juices over low heat until it turns almost magenta in colour and is tender. This should take around 60 minutes.
3. Drain and when cool enough to handle, cut head and tentacles into bit-sized pieces and place in a bowl.
4. Add the garlic, vinegar, olive oil, salt and pepper and dried oregano to the mix.
5. Mix well, cover and leave to marinate in the fridge for a day before using *
6. When ready pile into a serving dish, and serve with lemon wedges and crusty bread.

* If you want to keep the Octopus for any length of time you need to use sterilised jars. You will need to fill the top of the mix with a brine (made in the ratio 1/4 cup salt to 1 litre of water which should be boiled to dissolve the salt). You would not use all of this brine of course, just enough to cover the jar and then a thin oil slick of extra virgin olive oil so that all the Octopus is covered. Once opened, you should refrigerate and use within a few days, but truly it is so deliciously divine that shouldn't be too much of a problem.


Kali Oreksi!

Squidward Tribute- Octopus's Garden (The Beatles)



To those who have been adorned in salt, spice, and other finely ground starch products and bathed in a hot mass of golden oil until a crispy and crunchy exterior reveals a silken textured interior, you have not sacrificed in vain dear furry-less friends.There is no more fitting a way to begin such a blog journey than to tribute the molluscs of this world with a song by one of the world's greatest and most successful bands The Beatles, featuring none other than Sponge Bob Square pants character Squidward Tentacles. Take it away boys.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A Few Formalities

Welcome to Squid Club Blog. As this is an underground movement of cephalopod lovers it's only fitting we create some basic courtesies and etiquette for Squid Club. The following should cover it:

THE RULES OF SQUID CLUB
#1 The first rule of Squid Club is, you do not talk about Squid Club.
#2 The second rule of Squid Club, is you DO NOT talk about Squid Club.
#3 Calamari rings fresh or frozen will still count.
#4 Both hoods and tentacles are allowed.
#5 If this is your first visit to the Squid Club blog you must comment